Now, I know that the idea of stitches being temporary might be an overwhelming concept for you McExecutives who would never in a million years attempt to make or mend something, and who view everything as disposable rather than modifiable. But I promise you, loose stitching has been used in this manner for years and continues to be used on a lot of traditional garments. You don't go around wearing the size tags that are affixed by little plastic leashes, do you?
Another concern I have is why every single one of you tag-wearers got off at State Street, but this issue is much less pressing, given that it doesn't severely embarrass you, unlike riding around on the subway looking like you shoplifted your coat. I suppose though that if this trend continues, at least I will know in which neighborhood to start posting flyers and/or instruction manuals.