Prevention of microwave-borne reekage

This is a public service to all people who work in offices or other spaces in which other people with noses are ever present.

Due to recent actions on the part of some of my coworkers, I feel it necessary to provide the microwave users of the world with some guidelines.

In order to reduce the risk of serious damage to others and/or self, the following items should not be microwaved in the workplace:
  • scrambled eggs
  • fish
  • popcorn
  • fish
  • turpentine-noodle soup
  • bacon
  • an entire chicken
  • asparagus
  • something I can only presume was canned dog food
  • fish

Any violations may result in beverages being accidentally spilled on said food products.

1 comment:

molly said...