I must work for a progressive agency...


...because they've now officially identified me as a fruit on a departmental organizational chart.

Well, OK, what actually happened is that our department is large enough that we divide rounds into smaller groups that are pretty much arbitrary. So the directors sorted us into groups and named them apple, lime, and so forth, and then made a chart showing that the psychiatrist will be meeting with all the bananas on Wednesdays at 3.

I'm a lemon.


9 comments:

abbyladybug said...

Bahaha! If I were a fruit, I would definitely be a banana. Does that mean I get to meet with the psychiatrist? Because I sure could use a little shrink-time!

eeka said...

Ha! We all get to meet with him. I'd make you be a mango though. No banana for you!

Mark D. Snyder said...

I'm the fruitiest of them all!

timlav said...

Can apples and oranges mingle at the water cooler?

Shelley said...

That's hilarious! So the bananas meet with the doc on Wednesdays, and the lemons meet when? And what about the persimmons and the pomegranates?

Hee!

eeka said...

Yes, Mark, yes you are!

If you ever need a job... ;o)

eeka said...

Tim, we're a nonprofit. We have no water cooler!

eeka said...

Shelley, I don't know, actually. I was laughing too hard at my schedule to actually, um, read it. I do know though that we didn't name our fruits cool things like you would have!

Anonymous said...

i can't work there ... you don't allow sour grapes