CAPTION CONTEST

The World Cup is over, which means I no longer have to deal with conversations like this, at least not for a while:

Other person: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT PASS LAST NIGHT DURING THE SECOND HALF AFTER THAT DIRECT FREE KICK?

eeka: You're talking about soccer, right?

Other person: OH MY GOD OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT SOCCER YOU OF COURSE SAW IT, RIGHT?

eeka: Um, no. See, because I don't give a rat's ass about soccer.

Other person: *ducks nervously behind the nearest piece of furniture*

So, in honor of goddamned soccer being over for now, I'd like to invite you all to submit captions for this photo, ganked off of Yahoo! News. The person who submits the caption that I find to be the funniest will win, uh, the caption contest. Yeah.


13 comments:

LaDivina said...

Hey! Look at this -- we got it at http://www.bella-sensazione.it!

;)

adamg said...

Yeah, your friends were right - I'm not hung like a horse. I'm hung like FUDGIE THE WHALE!

Ron Newman said...

See, Alice!

Anonymous said...

I knew I should have gotten the sidecar for him and his... uh... trophy.

timlav said...

She drives in the square, I drive in the bed!

Todd said...

And the most "terrifying dildo in the world" award goes to...Giovanni Astacia and his brave American girlfriend Katie!

Mister Goat said...

No honey, I'm into it, but can you actually strap that on?

Amy said...

Um. I was just going to say that I feel you on the soccer thing. But hooray for dildo jokes!

Charles Swift said...

And you thought the German team was called Die Mannschaft!

Do I get bonus points for working in a longassGermanword?

EEK said...

"Would you like to polish the trophy?"

timlav said...

Can I post twice? I thought of another one:

"I just love the case it comes in. I matches my bag AND shoes!"

eeka said...

These are all hilarious.

I think EEK wins though.

elliot said...

Well, since you asked. 2,148 "D" batteries.