Other person: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT PASS LAST NIGHT DURING THE SECOND HALF AFTER THAT DIRECT FREE KICK?
eeka: You're talking about soccer, right?
Other person: OH MY GOD OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT SOCCER YOU OF COURSE SAW IT, RIGHT?
eeka: Um, no. See, because I don't give a rat's ass about soccer.
Other person: *ducks nervously behind the nearest piece of furniture*
So, in honor of goddamned soccer being over for now, I'd like to invite you all to submit captions for this photo, ganked off of Yahoo! News. The person who submits the caption that I find to be the funniest will win, uh, the caption contest. Yeah.