I googled "avocado recipe" to see if I could find anything more interesting to make than a giant bowl of guacamole. The first hit was the California Avocado Commission recipe page. Perfect.
As I was browsing the recipe categories, I noticed that one of them was "beverages." I clicked on it, mostly just hoping to find that they had used a pre-fab recipe database and had an unused category. No such luck.
You know what that shamelessly ganked image is? A creative way of serving guacamole, you might guess? Oh no. That, my friends, is an avocado daiquiri. Yes, you heard me. And there are more lovely avocado beverages where that came from.
I think I may just have to make the whole bowl of avocados into a giant vat of guacamole, because I don't think I can stand to browse through any more titles of avocado recipes. Guh.