Boston attacked by sharks; Smoot Bridge unscathed

So, all the cool bloggers, like Charles Swift and Jay Fitzgerald, are trying to get the highest google ranking for their posts about Boston shark attack. As far as I know, Boston hasn't actually been attacked by any actual sharks, and this is just some dumb internet game that started when Jay posted about various shark articles in the Boston media and decided it was shark week, which made other bloggers talk about Boston being attacked by sharks and making blog posts about Boston shark attack. And stuff.


4 comments:

Charles Swift said...

Dumb internet game? And after I spent all that time actually making a Boston shark attack relevant, unlike the major media outlets in this town. I'm hurt eeka, I'm really hurt.

eeka said...

Oh, dear Charles, that was of course intended to imply that I, being kind of dense, can't begin to fully comprehend the sophisticated nature of that which is this Boston shark attack. I have no doubt that your post was made with the utmost knowledge and attention to details.

Charles Swift said...

The problem is that I think of you as the sharpest tooth in the shark's mouth so I can't even imagine you being dense. But I do feel better now!

eeka said...

Why, thank you Charles!

(Of what shark do you speak? Perhaps a shark that attacked Boston? I would have to call such a thing a Boston shark attack, if it were to happen. Well, I might not be calling it much of anything if I were a shark tooth, since I don't think shark teeth talk. All I really know about sharks is that they totally attack Boston. Like srsly.)