Closeup of guacamole on fur.
Dexter furiously licks the guacamole off.
Patch of fur that's soaking wet from being licked repeatedly and angrily. Note blurry cat snout swishing back and forth across the violated patch of fur.
Dexter sits on windowsill glaring at me, after finally figuring out to walk away (albeit only about three feet away) from me after the fifth time I stuck guacamole on his fur.
About 10 seconds later, Dexter comes up and sits on my lap, purring and nuzzling, demanding petting. He's really never been too bright.