How to be alerted when someone googles you

[This might not work for everybody]

1. Google yourself

2. See if a zabasearch.com result comes up in the first page

3. If it does, go here and set up a zabasphere account that will let you know when there's a zabasearch hit for your name

4. When you get an alert showing you that a computer located in Mountain View CA has looked you up on zabasearch, this means someone has googled you