Overheard at CVS

Dude walking through the aisles: "Jesus F. Christ! Where the fuck are
the toothpicks?"
Dude goes up to cashier: "Excuse me, where are the toothpicks?"
Cashier: "Sorry, we don't carry toothpicks, we do have the little dental..."
Dude: "No no, oh, I meant, uh...the shit you put in your ears!"
Cashier: "Q-tips? All the way down on aisle 15."
Dude: "Great, thanks!"


fenwayguy said...

"Oh, and remember to press firmly!"

Suldog said...

Made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

Seems like the best things in the world are overheard in the CVS. What does that stand for anyway?

eeka said...

Consumer Value Stores, according to wikipedia! (And yes, there was a CVS disambiguation page.)