the toothpicks?"
Dude goes up to cashier: "Excuse me, where are the toothpicks?"
Cashier: "Sorry, we don't carry toothpicks, we do have the little dental..."
Dude: "No no, oh, I meant, uh...the shit you put in your ears!"
Cashier: "Q-tips? All the way down on aisle 15."
Dude: "Great, thanks!"
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"Oh, and remember to press firmly!"
Made me laugh out loud.
Seems like the best things in the world are overheard in the CVS. What does that stand for anyway?
Customer...?
Consumer Value Stores, according to wikipedia! (And yes, there was a CVS disambiguation page.)
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