Some poking around on the internet has given me this major urge to buy this:
and build this on it:
Dude, $22,500 for the building materials (less if I used recycled -- wassup, Boston Building Materials Resource Center!), and $60,000 asking price for the land, which I could probably get for less considering how long it's been on the market and how many times they've reduced the price. It would cost like nothing to heat or light the house, and I could grow a lot more produce on that huge lot.
You know, with all my spare time and money.